A WALK IN THE WOODS...

THE WIND IS BLOWING. A BOTTLE OF WINE...

THE TREES ARE BENDING.

A LOAF OF BREAD...

THE PATH IS NARROW. CAREFUL...

TO STUMBLE IS TO FALL.

IF WE FALL...

WE'LL LOSE THE WINE.

TIGGER

*****

I'VE A FRACTIOUS SPOUSE WHO MESSES UP THE HOUSE, KISSES IN THE HALL,

BACKS WE AGAINST THE WALL.

HATES TO WASH OUT STOCKINGS SMASHES ANCHOR-HOCKINGS, PILES UP DIRTY DISHES, FEEDS THE CAT MY FISHES.

PUTTERS IN THE GARAGE,

LOOKS LESS THAN HALF HER AGE,

WON'T ANSWER THE PHONE, SWEET AS A SUGAR CONE.

WON'T GET OUT OF BED,

WON'T EAT HEELS OF BREAD, DRIVES ME TO DISTRACTION, STILL THE HAIN ATTRACTION.

I'M LIKE A ONE-WHEELED BIKE WITHOUT MY HANDSOME DYKE.

JACKIE L.

MALE CALL

THE ODDEST OF CREATURES I EVER DID SEE

IS THE ONE THAT WE ALL REFER TO AS "HE".

ONE WHO LOVES COMFORT AND HOME-COOKED FOOD ONLY NOW AND THEN FEELS A ROMANTIC MOOD.

LIKES TO BE THOUGHT OF

AS DARING AND GAY

WITH HIS WOMEN AND JOKES

A WEE BIT RISQUE.

A CHILD AT HEART

AND A CHILD IN FACT,

TO GET HIM TO LABOR TAKES MUCH MORE THAN TACT.

TREAT HIM REAL NICE

AND HE'LL ONLY ABUSE YOU, TREAT HIM WITH SCORN AND HE'LL FAIL TO AMUSE YOU.

FEED HIM AND LOVE HIM AND MEND ALL HIS CLOTHES, SOME MAY ENJOY IT, I'LL LEAVE HIM TO THOSE...

CONNIE

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